we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he thought i was a dude.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Rumble strips road head = magical
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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