? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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