they need to just BURY HIM!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
