Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
