the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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