Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
