I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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