i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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