Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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