so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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