Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
