What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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