yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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