he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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