Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
