ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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