I think i sorta joined a cult last night
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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