I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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