i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
do herpes really smell.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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