blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Randomize
