I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
