Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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