the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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