belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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