I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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