More tranny stories later!
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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