bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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