i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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