I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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