I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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