you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I can text with my tongue
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize