Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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