Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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