How'd it feel making her break her religion?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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