If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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