There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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