we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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