so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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