I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he thought i was a dude.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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