she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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