so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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