Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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