I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i dont even know how to be here
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
dude. I can hear the air.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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