You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I lost the right to judge tonight
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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