i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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