I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
