i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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