so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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