? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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