I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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