I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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