I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
