do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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