Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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