do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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