i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
