Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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